1. Don’t use self-mythologizing anecdotes. You aren’t old enough or successful enough to get away with it yet.
2. Always wear deoderant
3. Sometimes you should throw the baby out with the bathwater-certain dreams are for suckers. Meaning people who aren’t making any money.
4. Don’t vote republican. Some dreams aren’t for suckers.
5. All British people are classier than you. Even the cockney ones.
